If my asshole had a tongue,
It would sing songs unsung.
It would revel in the glory,
Of it's untold story.

Assholes should not speak,
They should be quiet and meek.
Be full of prudent prunes,
And fart along to our iTunes.

Politics are confusing,
But my asshole's always reusing.
Therefore unleashing,
The modern anal queefing.

I am truly amazed and at awe,
At the depth and movement of its jaw.
My asshole's made lots of friends,
By being friendly at the river bends.

If my asshole had a tongue,
It would not smell like dung.
Cuz I'd always give it a mint,
And put its story into print.

To be continued....